19/11/2013

up next!

Here's where the cool kids go on 29th November:

Café DeCentral in IBK with the human trashing brazileiros from Human Trash! Come on an trash humans with us!
It's gonna be Supercali - wait for it - fragilisticexpialidocious!

See ya! Suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus!!

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11/10/2013

it's been a while

Well, hello! It's been a while since i last saw your phat ass 'round here! How you been doin'?

I've been away, too! Got around here and there, you know, went to places where internet hasn't been invented yet, haunted the thing from the swamp, danced around a voodoo camp-fire, went to a interstellar drinking binge, fought against man-apes from foreign earthlike planets, spent all my money in Tortuga, pillaged a village to get my money back, loved women, actually half-women, with a fishtail (that's not simple at all, i can tell you!) - all of which with 3D-goggles on!

Fortunately the Facebook-Account is always up to date, somehow somebody post stuff in there, but i'm sure it's neither the band nor am i. (Or am i? I should stop taking all those alien drinks they give me in Tortuga, seriously.)

So, anyway, here i am again, with a brand new opportunity to set a stage on fire:
On the 6th of November Hellfish will be destroying the pmk-Stage in Innsbruck once again, this time with those crazy Arrows of Love from Londinium! 
Be there or stay at home! Alone, with a smooth ScotchWhisky in your hand in front of a friendly chimney-fire and a half naked miss who is there only to follow your orders. Or, alternatively, you could transfer this setup to the gig, so we can all have our fun. Come on, don't be selfish for once! Man, i hate you.

Well, here you go with a classic from the Hellfish-Vault, to fill your time with sweet melodies until the next post comes up (Probably in 2 neptune-years or so...)!

See you next time.
Ahoi!



28/02/2013

hey, we're on the internet now!

Ahoi Mateys!

Click HERE for a superduper live-report by Franz Magazine.

There's also a link to a Hellfish live-video in the article. I assume that you won't find it even if i write it down, so i post it here as well.
Here you go:

Well, cheers from Tortuga! Drink up me Hearties, yo-ho!

25/02/2013

well, that was awkward.

I can't remember pretty well, but as various parts of those nights come back together i can tell you that the shows with the Mahones were pretty awesome. Pretty awesome? Bullshit!

They were the awesomenest awesomeness since the invention of the awesome word awesome!

So cheers to THE MAHONES, who not only are a super party band, but also great people to hang out with. And cheers to POISON FOR SOULS who makes the best shows in your neighbourhood. Maybe we will consider saving those guys when we finally set the world on fire and/or disintegrate the universe. Maybe.

What else...oh yeah: I just wanna thank everybody that showed up to the shows and took their clothes off. Sorry for drinking up all your rum reserves, but you know, once Hellfish is set in motion you can't stop it, since it isn't a party animal. It's a party beast.

20/02/2013

up next

Did i mention that we play with THE MAHONES tomorrow?

HERE

And the day after tomorrow?

HERE

Well we do, and if you don't come to the show we will report your parents about your behaviour last weekend.

14/02/2013

t.d.c.

My mother used to tell me be aware from rockin chicks
down on destruction highway how i miss those teenage kicks
i pick my nose once again burn the books now it's past
i see her there everywhere and i know i'll have a blast
and then she says: aaaw, Georgy, come on over and i'll take you higher. yeah.

but now i know she is a liar
can't take me higher, she is on fire
but now i know she is a liar
can't take me higher and i'm T.D.C.

their houses are now burning, the petrol smells so good
their corpses make me hungry i'm starving need some food
so give one more chance to prove that saucers don't exist
the will to kill and you are the first on my list
and then she says: Jake, come on over to this big big stakehouse-restaurant where you can pick your cow and kill it with your own hands. yeah!

but now i know she is a liar
she is barbed wire, can't take me higher
ye now i know she is on fire
burns like a tire and i'm T.D.C.

there's blood on my banjo, there's blood on my shirt
all i see through this bottle is that mini-skirt
the cool cats are dancing and i really dig the sound
but i am far to wrecked far too wrecked to wreck around
and then she says: Heini, come on over to Spaulding's pick-up truck and i show you my collection of broken Whiskey bottles and Opossum heads. yeah!

but now i know she is a liar
can't take me higher, has no hairdryer
ye now i know she is a liar
she is on fire and i'm T.D.C.

22/01/2013

pog ma thòn

All right all right all right!

Thanks to the guys over at POISON FOR SOULS the next two stages we'll be disfiguring are going to be PIPPO STAGE in BZ and the PMK in Innsbrooklyn. We'll be supporting the awesome canadian irish Punk band, THE MAHONES!

Well, do you dig destruction? Latino Lovers often do. Let's set those stages on fire!


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