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16/10/2012
last weekend
Ladies and gentleman, boils and ghouls - we've witnessed a weekend, i tell you, you wouldn't witness in your whole life.
Now, i can't tell you all the details because your brain isn't ready to handle this gruesome and scarying but also exciting and overwhelming tale, so i'll be giving you just a Résumé.
Don't scream, don't move! I will be with you. Until the end.
So the story is, those Surf Psychos - which is Heini, Jake and Georgy - met up last weekend for one of the rare and acclaimed band rehearsals, set in a secret place somewhere in the highest peaks of the Alps (they have to keep it secret otherwise they would have too many people attending cause those are the most exciting band rehearsals ever, i tell you - your mom was there, too). Then, after sacrificing blood and rum to the almighty Hellfish, they wrote a plan to rule the world once again! And it was perfect. So perfect that there was no need to write it down. Jake and Georgy decided to celebrate this perfect plan and they began to empty some Rum Barrels in the nearest port. It happened to be the best Rum they ever tasted, they just couldn't get enough - also they met Captain Clockwork, who's known for being generous when it comes to Rum-dealing. That's probably why (nobody remembers for sure) when the two came home in the morning light they couldn't remember a thing about their plan. They didn't even remember their names!
So now all the hope was on Heini. The most precious Heini. And what did he do during that night you might ask? Well, he basically ruined it. He went to a bar where he met a Devotchka - a fit one for sure, but also a pretty fly one, you see. Heini had some Gold Doubloons in his pocket and that's all she wanted. So she gave him a drink but it wasn't the drink he expected. The next moment he woke up, almost naked, a bit sick and he couldn't remember anything about the day before. At least that's what he's saying. Anyway, the plan was gone forever and that's a pity 'cause by now they would be ruling the world if it wasn't for that damned night.
But - this can't discourage a good old pirate, can it? So our three (anti)heroes betook themselves to the secret place again - doing what they can do best: playing awesome music! And so they did. Well, who knows, maybe they still do, somewhere in Tortuga right now.
Now, i can't tell you all the details because your brain isn't ready to handle this gruesome and scarying but also exciting and overwhelming tale, so i'll be giving you just a Résumé.
Don't scream, don't move! I will be with you. Until the end.
So the story is, those Surf Psychos - which is Heini, Jake and Georgy - met up last weekend for one of the rare and acclaimed band rehearsals, set in a secret place somewhere in the highest peaks of the Alps (they have to keep it secret otherwise they would have too many people attending cause those are the most exciting band rehearsals ever, i tell you - your mom was there, too). Then, after sacrificing blood and rum to the almighty Hellfish, they wrote a plan to rule the world once again! And it was perfect. So perfect that there was no need to write it down. Jake and Georgy decided to celebrate this perfect plan and they began to empty some Rum Barrels in the nearest port. It happened to be the best Rum they ever tasted, they just couldn't get enough - also they met Captain Clockwork, who's known for being generous when it comes to Rum-dealing. That's probably why (nobody remembers for sure) when the two came home in the morning light they couldn't remember a thing about their plan. They didn't even remember their names!
So now all the hope was on Heini. The most precious Heini. And what did he do during that night you might ask? Well, he basically ruined it. He went to a bar where he met a Devotchka - a fit one for sure, but also a pretty fly one, you see. Heini had some Gold Doubloons in his pocket and that's all she wanted. So she gave him a drink but it wasn't the drink he expected. The next moment he woke up, almost naked, a bit sick and he couldn't remember anything about the day before. At least that's what he's saying. Anyway, the plan was gone forever and that's a pity 'cause by now they would be ruling the world if it wasn't for that damned night.
But - this can't discourage a good old pirate, can it? So our three (anti)heroes betook themselves to the secret place again - doing what they can do best: playing awesome music! And so they did. Well, who knows, maybe they still do, somewhere in Tortuga right now.
01/10/2012
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