31/12/2012

last christmas

Last Christmas i gave you my heart, but the very next day, the transplant failed and you died.

Have a rocking 2013! Aye!

23/12/2012

merry xxx-mass

Ho ho ho!
The new T-Shirts are here! Santa will bring you one, but only if you're bad.
If you don't get it, you can order one here.

So hurry up and be hip and fancy with this awesome shirt of awesomeness!
Shirts available in Dark Grey and White. Prints and Design by the great bluttanzt

Well well, you humanoids - Hellfish wishes you a crappy christmas! May your Grogs be strong and your women loose. Aye!





01/12/2012

sons of the thunder

HERE you can listen to a brandnew song by the mighty boozers Thunderkids.
They have an impressive talent in emptying beer cans - i think you should watch them play! And with you should i mean you have to!


21/11/2012

psychobilly is all around

Check THIS PAGE!

Why?
  1. Because i said so.
  2. Because i said so!
  3. Because if you don't, i'll give you the evil eye everytime i see you.
  4. Because you can discover new (and old) psychobilly Bands, listen to good music and support the scene over there. (Yes, Hellfish is on it, too)
  5. Because it's only Rock 'n' Roll, but i like it.

14/11/2012

got songs?

I've just added a songpage with a few shanties recorded by those three drunken sailors who call themselves Hellfish. You just have to click the link on the right side of this page. Righty right - the right side. That's where your thumb points left.

16/10/2012

we're watching you.

Never forget: We're watching you!



last weekend

Ladies and gentleman, boils and ghouls - we've witnessed a weekend, i tell you, you wouldn't witness in your whole life.
Now, i can't tell you all the details because your brain isn't ready to handle this gruesome and scarying but also exciting and overwhelming tale, so i'll be giving you just a Résumé.

Don't scream, don't move! I will be with you. Until the end.

So the story is, those Surf Psychos - which is Heini, Jake and Georgy - met up last weekend for one of the rare and acclaimed band rehearsals, set in a secret place somewhere in the highest peaks of the Alps (they have to keep it secret otherwise they would have too many people attending cause those are the most exciting band rehearsals ever, i tell you - your mom was there, too). Then, after sacrificing blood and rum to the almighty Hellfish, they wrote a plan to rule the world once again! And it was perfect. So perfect that there was no need to write it down. Jake and Georgy decided to celebrate this perfect plan and they began to empty some Rum Barrels in the nearest port. It happened to be the best Rum they ever tasted, they just couldn't get enough - also they met Captain Clockwork, who's known for being generous when it comes to Rum-dealing. That's probably why (nobody remembers for sure) when the two came home in the morning light they couldn't remember a thing about their plan. They didn't even remember their names!

So now all the hope was on Heini. The most precious Heini. And what did he do during that night you might ask? Well, he basically ruined it. He went to a bar where he met a Devotchka - a fit one for sure, but also a pretty fly one, you see. Heini had some Gold Doubloons in his pocket and that's all she wanted. So she gave him a drink but it wasn't the drink he expected. The next moment he woke up, almost naked, a bit sick and he couldn't remember anything about the day before. At least that's what he's saying. Anyway, the plan was gone forever and that's a pity 'cause by now they would be ruling the world if it wasn't for that damned night.

But - this can't discourage a good old pirate, can it? So our three (anti)heroes betook themselves to the secret place again - doing what they can do best: playing awesome music! And so they did. Well, who knows, maybe they still do, somewhere in Tortuga right now.

16/07/2012

teletubbies

We played at the Tubbytronic Superdome last weekend.
Here's a picture from the aftershow party! Yeah!

30/05/2012

surf psychos must die. they really do!


A five finger deathpunch to the eustachian tube of all you Surf Psychos out there! Sgangheraaaangh!

08/05/2012

hellfish vs. bluttanzt

Have you ever heard of Bluttanzt!? Well, it's about damn time!

He's designing our brandnew t-shirts, so protect your family! Be prepared for the unspeakable! We won't leave until your t-shirts are burned.

05/05/2012

OHFAPP

Cheers to a great Surf Psycho - Atchoom from France!


p.s.: OHFAPP probably stands for Orgasmic Heroes For Armageddon Party Pants - but nobody knows for sure.

24/04/2012

red fang // black tusk

If you don't know what to do next Monday, go and see this show.
Even if you know what to do:
GO.AND.SEE.THIS.SHOW!!!

Also, admire Georgy's acting (drinking) talent.


17/04/2012

8-bit fight!

I just played the NES game Hellfish vs. the World II. Great stuff, i wonder why they never released it for mass production!? Maybe because it was designed for mind controlling...
Well, you should try it out. Believe me, it's worth it!
Try it and praise the mighty Hellfish! I mean...try it and enjoy your life as if nobody was controlling your mind.

16/04/2012

alp'n rockets

Like THIS TEAM or a squadron of Gargoyles will rape your teddy bears and bite their heads off while you sleep and blame it on you afterwards!

ça plane pour moi

Our french friends on their first Hellfish 3D-experience! Cheers!

80s tees

Click HERE for a fantastic collection of 80s T-Shirts you could wear on your next Hellfish experience! Cause Hellfish is also 80s madness. Yo!

09/04/2012

15/03/2012

E.P.ic

So we have this EP out now. But what's on it you might ask? Well, music, obviously.
But it also tells a story, an epic one. A tale of an ancient monster coming out of the Abyss, fighting against Godzilla and a giant Kraken in the land of Mordor while Asteroids are falling from the skies and Alien-Cyborgs nuke the shit out of the planet with pirates fighting for their freedom escaping from some Voodoo-spell and what's that? Titty Flash! Yeah, that's right, there's also porn on it.

As i stated already here, there are 5 Tracks on it, and each one has his own plot:

01. Seekrank - An epic Intro, like the ones you would hear on the best (and worst) Troma movies. Imagine a Viking ship lost in the underworld traveling around dangerous waters while a big threatening shadow approaches, when suddenly: someone pukes.

02. Störtebeker's Surfboard - Klaus Störtebeker, the legendary german pirate, found a new hobby in his zombie days, which is surfing, of course. Well, he now lost his surfing board but has to teach pirates his signature surfing-moves, otherwise he won't get payed with rum at the end of the day. Even Popeye shows up for the party! So, let's find his surfingboard and surf! (The song includes a surf-part -> that's when you have to do your beach boy pose!)

03. It's Blood! - A story about a psychocannibalmurderer, who is searching for a girl cause he ate his last one. He confesses he'll do the same again but there's nothing to be scared of, in the end it's only blood. You could actually categorize this as a love story. See, there's also romance on this CD!

04. Surf Psychos Must Die - Meet the Surf Psychos, a surfers crew capitanized by Aaarghwaald Destructoroooaaar, a mutant, half human and half butterfly (actually 99% human and 1% butterfly) who hates humanity and who's main aim is to destroy the planet. One day, while searching for new surfing spots, they find the infamous little plug which can destroy the earth once you pull it and guess what? They're planning to do so! That's why everybody wants to kill those surfing psychos. Now, who rules the beaches? Surfers rule! Who rules the surfers? Surf Psychos! Surf Psychos!!! (I swear i have never heard of a Troma-movie called "Surf Nazis Must Die!")

05. Wrist Fracture Boogie - You know evil Cyborgs will rule the world someday? Well, they will and they will also slaverize humanity for ever. Unless the chosen one gets born. The one who will stand up against them and destroy all of them in an epic last fight for freedom!
But the cyborgs can also timetravel, so they're coming back to our days and try to break the chosen one's father's wrist making it impossible for him to love himself, avoiding to get the chosen one's mother pregnant. Will they succeed in their mission? Is humanity forever lost? Check it out!
Oh, did i mention that the cyborgs timetravel with 80s arcade music?

note: it is allowed to wreck, stagedive or voodoo dance around a campfire while hearing any of this songs. This E.P. may not be used as a contraceptive.

08/03/2012

hellfish vs. radio freier fall

Howdy folks!
You know, radio killed the video star? Because we went to the radio and bombed that video-bitch away. Hell yeah!

Anyway, we are on air next Thursday on Radio Freier Fall! Don't miss it or they will play Justin Bieber for the rest of the year - non stop! And nobody wants that to happen, right!?


Cheers to Reinhold for the Interview!

10/02/2012

buy it! steal it! get it!

You can order your copy of the brandnew Seekrank E.P. in 2 colors: white and yellow - the yellow one is limited to 52 copies. Why 52? Because 5 and 2 stand for the letters E and B of the alphabet and this stands for ENORMOUS BREASTS!
Also, the limited one might have some surprise gadget attached - you'll never know.
So whatcha waitin' for? The apocalypse? No, because it won't happen without this CD!
Because this is the REAL soundtrack to Armageddon and bitches LOVE Armageddon's.

27/01/2012

hellfish vs. coffee

 

Fuck coffee!! Wake up with a song from Hellfish's brandnew Seekrank E.P. 
It's hypnotic! Hell yeah!

23/01/2012

myface mybook vs. spacebook facespace

Myspace is dead!
That's why we have a Myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/hellfishsbdc
Facebook is gay!
That's why we have a Facebook page: Hellfish Facebook

Anyway, we have uploaded 2 Songs taken from our Seekrank EP to burden your stereo boxes with this heavy Psychotrashvolksmusik-Warfare before you get your lazy ass a copy. DO.IT.NOW! Why? 'Cause bitches love that.

brace yourselves, it's here!

Finally, our Seekrank E.P. is ready and rocking!
I know you probably don't care but i do and this is my blog so i can write about it. Ha!

Now, who rules the beaches? Surfers rule! Who rules the surfers? Surf Psychos!
That's why you HAVE TO get your copy NOW and get wasted on the following tracks:

01. Seekrank
02. Störtebeker's Surfboard
03. It's Blood!
04. Surf Psychos Must Die
05. Wrist Fracture Boogie

Listen carefully because it might cause ear explosion.

Drop us a line here, here or at hellfishpsycho [at] gmail.com to get your copy and witness new ways of world destruction and 80s madness. In 3D!

Ahoi!

09/01/2012

happy new year!

While we wait for the mastering, here's a few impressions from the recording session.
Beers up!